How to survive an elephant attack

By a woman who lived to tell the tale.

I sat under a low tree in a foetal position and communicated passive, loving vibes.

There’s also an interesting list of deadly animals at the end in order of number of deaths each year. No 1 of course is the mosquito, but interesting that sharks come in only at No 9, not what you’d think from the media. (Crocodiles are No 5.)

Of course the No 1 really should be Homo sapiens sapiens


  • October 21, 2007 - 11:51 am | Permalink

    I thought you were meant to run up hill – as elephants are larger gravity effects them more and they run out of puff… but I’m not in a hurry to test the theory – but I’m told climbing a tree is silly as they just bash it over

  • October 22, 2007 - 12:33 am | Permalink

    mmm…. don’t think I’d care to try to outrun any wild animal myself, particularly! up a hill.

  • Me
    September 8, 2009 - 3:56 am | Permalink

    I thought you were ment to shoot them!

    January 11, 2010 - 3:03 pm | Permalink

    1. Run along a slope horizonally as elephant will have difficulty in maintaining body balance.

    2. Set fire immediately.

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