Well it seems like an appropriate morning injunction, since I’ve just been reading in the London Cycling Campaign magazine about the sport of bicycle polo.
No, I’m not making it up – see here: apparently it almost made it into the Olympics.
But even though for a softer, more litigious, age they’ve had to amend the rules, I don’t think I fancy it myself – hard enough from horseback, when at least your “steed” has brains of its own and the desire to remain upright.