{"id":588,"date":"2005-10-11T16:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-11T16:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/?p=588"},"modified":"2005-10-11T16:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-11T16:04:00","slug":"i-need-a-bit-of-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/?p=588","title":{"rendered":"I need … a bit of fun"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Pen-Elayne<\/a>, a fun, quick meme.<\/p>\n

Put your first name, followed by “needs” into a Google search.<\/p>\n

So:<\/p>\n

Natalie needs …<\/p>\n

“… a nightie” (No, can’t see the point.)
\n“… to use a stronger body action in her Samba & Rumba.” (Very probably.)
\n“…a guy with a big personality who can impresses her.” (Sounds like an egotist to me.)
\n“… to lighten up.” (Has been said before)
\n“… to hit the road.” (Well in a metaphorical sense, yes.)
\n“… to cut loose again!!” (Sounds good.)
\n“… watering if you want her to grow.” (Curious, but I suppose true – body 90 per cent water and all of that.)
\n“… to get back something of the “maniac”.” (Probably got enough already.)<\/p>\n

Well, I had fun anyway …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Via Pen-Elayne, a fun, quick meme. Put your first name, followed by “needs” into a Google search. So: Natalie needs … “… a nightie” (No, can’t see the point.) “… to use a stronger body action in her Samba & Rumba.” (Very probably.) “…a guy with a big personality who can impresses her.” (Sounds like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","author-natalie-bennett"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/philobiblon.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}