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The American political scale

I’d just been debating with the Blogcritics editors where I stood on the American political scale (off the left-hand end, I was suggesting), then I came across this unusually intelligent (but very American) politiical quiz. (Sorry, I’ve forgotten how I got there now.)

So it seems I’m not off the scale, just at its very edges. (And I’m still trying to work out how the question of computers writing novels relates to your politics …)

You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an…
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist


Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

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Men are smarter research was ‘utter hogwash’

Not that it comes as a surprise, but the Observer reports that Nature has debunked so-called “research” (announced to the media long before it was published) said to show that men were smarter than women. (Which is based anyway on the total fallacy that IQ tests assess anything other than ability to do IQ tests, a cultural, learned skill.)

The “work” was last week published in the British Journal of Psychology, and immediately attacked by Nature (a far more prestigous journal).

‘We were made aware that Irwing and Lynn’s results were based on a seriously flawed methodology, and had the opportunity to provide timely expert opinion when their paper became publicly available,’ said Tim Lincoln of Nature’s News & Views section.

The author of the Nature article was even more critical. ‘Their study – which claims to show major sex differences in IQ – is simple, utter hogwash,’ said Dr Steve Blinkhorn, an expert on intelligence testing.

It is nice to see science, for once, at least attempting to police its own.

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Any CSS gurus out there?

UPDATE: Thanks to Vicki of Distinctive Web this is now fixed – at least it is on my screen; please advise if not on yours. (Should you be having the same problem her answer is in the comment.)

Another lovely example of altruism in the giant collective enterprise that is the blogosphere.

(And I’ve learnt not to trust Blogger preview!)

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If you can tell me how to restore my left margin I’ll be hugely, eternally grateful …

I’ve just spent two hours trying. The problem is in Blogger preview it looks fine, but in IE, there’s the text, hard up against the side wall. I’ve now got a template scattered with margin-left, padding-left, figures, but nothing seems to work.

It is now 4am, and it is going to have to stay that way for the next seven hours or so. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

To readers – sorry!

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There’s nothing new about al-Qa’ida – an essential lesson of history

What use is history? Here’s a little fable to answer that question.

Once upon a time there was a civilisation. It controlled the world, and its citizens were wealthy and had considerable freedom, protected by laws and customs built up over centuries. This civilisation had survived assaults by great war machines, had survived, just, the creation of a weapon that could have destroyed the very planet on which it stood; it faced a world with no serious military threat. But then a few men got together and decided to destroy the civilisation. And they trumpeted this plan to the world. And they killed a few of its citizens. And their very resolution led the leaders of the safe, comfortable and all-powerful civilisation to decide that they were under threat. They were small men, of little history, and they’d forgotten, or didn’t want to remember, that the civilisation had endured far greater threats – that its very existence inevitably caused some to push and flail against it. And so all that the civilisation stood for – all of the freedoms and rights its people had achieved – was destroyed from within, cut away, sometimes in small steps, sometimes in big – all for the want of a bit of history and a little perspective.

Sound familiar? If George Bush and Tony Blair were even slightly better men, better thinkers, then my prescription for the current state of affairs would be for them to read Occidentalism: A Short History of Anti-Westernism, by Ian Buruma and Avishai Margalit.

Failing that, everyone else should. It is as its says on the cover short, and its is accessible, and it makes the obvious but curiously little understood point that there is absolutely nothing historically unique, or even unusual, about the intellectual framework, or personnel, or aims, of al-Qa’ida.

At its most basic, they say, its doctrine goes back to one of the oldest stories in the world – the Tower of Babel. Men and women feared the city, feared its complexities and challenges, hated the destruction of old simple rural certainties. And so they described with glee and hatred its destruction, and blamed it on the worst thing they could imagine – out-of-control female sexuality, the “city as whore”. Buruma and Margalit find similar hatred in T.S. Elliot, in Richard Wagner, in classic movie Westerns, and in Mohammed Atta.

And yet the men (and I can’t think of any women, unless you go back to Bouddicca) who want to destroy the city are part of it, rather than villagers or outsiders. Buruma and Margalit cite the case of Nikola Koljevic, a Shakespeare scholar from Sarajevo who had lived in the UK and US. Yet he ordered the shelling of the city – the centre of the regions culture – in the name of the “resurrection of Serbdom”, a medieval reality. So too was Mohammed Atta, by trade a (Western-trained) engineer.

And there’s the profoundly medieval idea of the crusading knight. German thinking behind World War One and World War Two, and Japanese too, were based on scorn for “Komfortismus” – the comfortable, safe, commercially focused democratic life. “It is by definition unheroic, and thus, in the eyes of its detractors, despicably wishy-washy, mediocre and corrupt.” So too said a Taliban fighter in the first week of the Afghan war, for, he believed, Americans “love Pepsi-Cola, but we love death”. The reverse of the comfortable merchant-citizen is the kamikaze pilot, or the al-Qa’ida suicide bomber. There is, it seems a certain sort of human pathology, male pathology, to which this appeals, just as serial killers get a kick from their power over the powerless.

And this sort of extremist thinking tends to come from places lacking in freedom, where ideas cannot be played out and kicked around in the intellectual marketplace, but must be nurtured in secret, in hiding, and get their power from their very forbiddenness. So it was in Germany under Napoleon and Russia under the Tsars. The Germans “contrasted their own deep inner life of the spirit, the poetry of their national soul, the simplicity and nobility of their character, to the empty, heartless sophistication of the French”. For Dostoyevsky, “even the most boorish peasant … is better than the most sophisticated intellectual. For at least the God-fearing peasant knows whom to ask for forgiveness.” So too does al-Qa’ida’s ideology emerge from Egypt, from Saudi Arabia, from those repressive regimes that the West continues to fund.

So this is the picture that Buruma and Margalit leave us with, with al-Qa’ida and its ideologues not as something strange and new, but something entirely explicable by historical models, something based indeed on ideas and techniques evolved in “the West”, indeed perhaps inevitable as a reaction against it.

But I’d take it on from that. “The West” took on German nationalism and beat it, it took on imperialist Japan an beat it, it took on and (economically) defeated the Slavic nationalism that lay behind much of Russian communism. Those were powerful enemies indeed, armed with then modern weapons, with massed forces, with great economic power behind them. And they were beaten – with much struggle and much bloodshed – but they were beaten.

Why now are we so afraid of a few men in a few caves, spouting a new variation on this old ideology? Why are we prepared to destroy our societies’ freedoms from within because of the “danger” from them?

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Cow-tipping, not by Google

The Guardian’s online editor muses on the effects of search engines. Half of its visitors now come via that route – it certainly demonstrates the power of Google.

That wasn’t, however, how I found a Times story: Cow-tipping is harder than it looks, which reminds me of lots of really bad practical jokes from my days as an ag science student. I was still following the “old media” style of going publication by publication. But Google did tell me that the Times story was old hat; Wikipedia was already there.

Nor did I use Google to find a Scientific American piece on the possibility that life on earth originated by panspermia, i.e. was seeded from outer space. That was via Arts and Letters Daily – which was my essential fix when I lived in Bangkok the best part of 10 years ago, meaning the site has lived more than half as long as the internet itself. Sometimes the oldies are still the best.

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A clinical diagnosis: West End weekend drivers are crazy

Having just cycled through the West End of London at 5.30pm on a Saturday after the end of daylight saving, I can now provide an official diagnosis: people who drive cars in the area (London’s shopping heart) on the weekend are clinically insane (and mostly blind).

I cycle mostly through the city and East End and there, while you have to watch out for the young hoons showing off their hotted-up Hondas, generally drivers in their old jalopies are sane and sedate.

In the West End the cars are about 10 times as expensive, and their drivers display about one tenth of the sense. They have engines that could be going 100 times as fast, so they have to race to the next red light (200m up the road, where they’ll wait for two minutes). They have never been introduced to their indicators, or learnt to that some roads have vehicles travelling two ways (so swerving around the speed humps might put them right across your path); indeed the notion that there might be other road users has never entered their tiny little brains.

Of course the size of their brains is demonstrated by their use of cars in the West End at all, the rate of vehicular progress being roughly equivalent to half walking speed. But I guess if you’ve already spent all that money on proving your anti-social, polluting credentials, you’ve got to show it off, instead of joining the sensible people on the Tube.

To the “gentleman” in the enormous Mercedes with the car door open across the entire lane down which I was cycling, I’m really sorry I didn’t kick it closed – I thought, silly me, that there might be a little old lady arranging herself inside, not that you’d opened it up just for when you found all of your boutique shopping wouldn’t fit in the boot.

You’d think these people were beyond treatment. I can, however, offer a prescription. During the week the congestion charge is £8; I’m sure raising it to £80 on weekends, when few people can have a professional need to drive there, (with an exemption for cars transporting disabled persons) would provide a quick and effective cure.