Monthly Archives: July 2005

Miscellaneous

Some good news

They’ve cancelled the softball and baseball in the 2012 Olympics, so Regent’s Park won’t be ripped up for the purpose of building a huge temporary stadium. I withdraw some of my earlier cumudgeoning (although not all of it – the Games are still bound to cost a mint and cause lots of disruption).

Miscellaneous

Architectural cycling

I expected to wake in agony this morning, after cycling 25 miles (40km) through the Kent countryside yesterday – nearly double what I’ve ever done in one day before – but was pleasantly surprised to find my hamstrings unknotted and my heels touching the ground. Maybe I’ll pay tomorrow.

Whatever agony might result, it was in a good cause – I’m now much clearer on a range of architectural terms that I’ve been reading in guides for years, have acquired lots of new thoughts about medieval society – and all of that exercise, albeit balanced out by a huge cheddar ploughman’s lunch and some lovely local cider. (Well you’ve got to go with the theme.)

The occasion was a Lambeth Cyclists architectural tour of the Kentish Weald, which I found on the London Cycling Campaign Rides and Events listing. (You can also sign up for email reminders.)

We started in Headcorn, with the classical wooden hall house known as the Headcorn Manor House, behind the church. Built around 1500 as a vicarage, it must have been a near-palace in medieval terms – with fine filagree decorating the windows of the central great hall, lit by double-height bay windows. (Hey it even had a chimney in the hall, whereas with earlier versions there’d just been a hole in the middle to let the smoke out. Brick was still a high-status item, so this was pure luxury.)

Here, as we were told by our delightfully patient guide and knowledgeable guide, Benedict O’Looney, that the hall had later typically been split by a floor at its middle level, providing extra space. This style of wonderfully organic wood-framed house was the main subject of the ride, a reminder of the great oak forests that once graced the area, and the rich yeomen families that lived in them. (Typical of the sort of house is Sewards, here well, if technically, described.)

Another theme of the day was the wonderful range of reds to be found in the bricks and tiles of Tudor Kent, well illustrated by the run of houses beside the church of St Peter and St Paul. Tiles were hung on the side of houses, as well as being used on the roof, to protect them from the elements, as well as for decorative effect. (Between 1784 and 1850 when roof tiles were taxed there was lots of tile hanging – you can imagine the arguments about the definition of “roof”.)

Here too we first encountered a delightful architectural term – the “cats-slide roof”, referring to the extension of a hipped roof down, sometimes almost to ground-level, when an extension was built on the side of a house, producing that extended line the must also sometimes have been a delight for adventurous children. Continuing the animal theme, we were later to learn about the “dragon beam” – the great curved piece that supports the jetties of the upper story at the corners.

(There’s some lovely historical snippets about Headcorn, and pictures of the church, here.)

After a detour to the pie shop – highly and deservedly recommended – next it was the short ride to Smarden, where after a stop for that ploughman’s in a lovely pub garden with pond – where we appropriated all the seats, to the disgust of the locals, we visited the church of St Peter, which lives up to its nickname of “the barn of Kent” with a huge, beautifully light and airy nave.

Smarden’s a funny place, for in the 1330s, when it was granted market privileges by Edward III, it was obviously a boomtown – also the time they built the church – but something went wrong, the traffic went the wrong way, and now it is just a little – if richly architecturally-endowed – village.

Curiosities included the entrance to the churchyard – which requires you to walk under someone’s first-storey bedroom; the wafer-oven in the chancel: no need to worry about the town baker falling down on the job; and the dragons’ house – featuring a line of the creatures lined along the fascia board. “Are they breathing fire?” someone asked of the arrows that separated them. Close study revealed, no, they were farting it. (A medieval builder’s sense of humour perhaps?)

Also in Smarden we were initiated into the difference between Flemish bond and English bond, with regard to the arrangement of headers and stretchers: if you want to sound really knowledgable, while guaranteeing your audience will not understand you, here’s a page that explains it all.

The sun came out about now – after some threatening morning clouds, in time to warm the trip on to Bethersden, famous locally for its “marble”, from which was made the rather battered font in St Margaret’s, although not the “moronic corbel” idenitifed by our invaluable guide Mr Pevsner, which we eventually found outside the church. It did look rather like a person’s suffering from Down’s Syndrome, to give it a more comfortable modern label.

This was where the riding got going, and we made a serious run (well by my standards) on to Woodchurch, with a view stop at a windmill with a lovel view and some friendly local horses – the piebald definitely fancied trying out our water bottles.

Then on towards Appledore, on the Romney Marsh – away from all that lovely Kentish clay. We’d been promised a lovely long downhill, but it was more of an undulating run. My London flat-bits-only cycling legs just about coped with one long uphill, although several members of the party went past as though I was standing still.

I’d learned a lot, although we didn’t resolve several questions debated through the day: why were so many fine houses built in each village, when you might expect only one manor in each? what was the open passageway between the great hall and the service rooms for? and why did they jetty out the first storey on houses in country villages where space was not at the premium that it was in London?

Answers in the comments please …

Friday Femmes Fatales

Friday femme fatales No 13

Where are all the female bloggers? Here, in my weekly top ten.

I thought I should start today with Thoroughly Modern Millie, who claims to be, at 79, one of the oldest bloggers on the web. (Just out of interest does anyone know of any older female blogger?) The post to which I’m pointing here could be a message to us all: “If you don’t go out, nothing will happen”.

I feel I have to include a London bombing post, but just one, reflecting my personal concern that it not be allowed to loom out of proportion. Catherine Redfern is quoted on MsMusings raising some of the broader issues around the attacks.

Of greater long-term importance, in a week when US abortion rights faced a new threat, Bush v. Choice’s is a blog to follow on the aftermath of Justice Sandra Day O’Connor’s retirement.

The British government might meanwhile be shilly-shallying on the banning of smoking, but Fascinating History reports on a ruler who had an effective, and very final, solution to the problem.

But to gentler political climes: maybe it is just the pastures across which I graze, but Canadians seem to be represented in the blog world, both in quality and quanitty, far beyond their proportion on the world population. It thus seems appropriate to point to Promptings’ post on Canada Day.

The delightfully named Booklust is meanwhile finding that she (unfortunately) has seven degrees of separation to Norman Mailer, while Paper Napkin, whose title is explained as “all the news that’s fit to wrap your gum in”, is finally closing on the purchase of a house, with all of the ensuing stress, and wondering what watching aliens would make of the scene.

I have to give The examining room of Dr Charles an honorary mention here for introducing me to a whole range of female bloggers on topics green. The World of Botanical Girl introduces “Spyro”, her Bryophyllum tubiflorum that just grew, and grew, and grew …. Jane Perrone on her organic gardening blog meanwhile offers tips in this post of how to help plants cope with hot weather – she’s got lots of great advice on organic gardening and is certainly going on my “regular read” list.

Finally, on along the botanical (and very funny) line, Woulda Coulda Shoulda is talking about the problem of maintaining the yeast/bacteria balance, with the help of oatmeal and baking soda. (Not recommended for males of a delicate disposition.)

But wait, there’s more, as the telesales people say. Check out a blog pursuing a similar aim to this listing by a different method: Blogs By Women.

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Here’s No 12 if you missed it.

Please, if you’re impressed by something by a female blogger in the next week – particularly by someone who doesn’t yet get a lot of traffic – tell me about it, in the comments here, or by email. Remember, I’m going for a list of 200 different female bloggers. (The first 100 are here.)

Miscellaneous

A plea for proportion

Before everyone runs around proclaiming that the world’s going to end, that we really have to have ID cards now, and abolish the civil liberties built up over centuries, can I just step back and point out the actual scale of yesterday’s London bombings?

The death toll is going to end up in the region of 50 – about the size of your medium-sized rail crash, with perhaps three or four times that many people suffering long-term serious injuries, physical or mental. Now that’s horrible for them and their families, but it is about the equivalent of one week’s death toll on the roads.

Then there is the disruption in central London – “chaos on the streets” as the media proclaims. Well actually, the problems were in the same order of magnitude as is achieved quite regularly by a good semi-tropical storm, working in cahoots with the inadequate Victorian drains.

Perhaps we should look at this from the other end of the telescope, and realize that despite the endless scare stores about “dirty” bombs, chemical weapons, even nuclear bombs, this was all al-Qa’ida could achieve.

There will be endless post mortems, and indeed there are good questions to ask. I’ll admit the advantage of hindsight, but wasn’t London, on the day of the G8 summit, when Bin Laden’s enemies were making at least a reasonable stab at portraying themselves as environmentally aware humanitarians, in a notably similar position to the Spanish just before their election?

Bin Laden, or at least those working on his model, have patterns that can, and should be checked and predicted, yet we’re told London was on the lowest level of alert for years.

Accounts have it that 1,500 Met police are being rushed home from Gleneagles. Shouldn’t they have been here in the first place, rather than tearing around Scottish fields trying to stop men in clown suits and women in tie-dye getting within shouting distance of George Bush?

Miscellaneous

After the first shock

I cycled to work this afternoon at three, six hours after the bombings. (It had been my day off, as it was on 9/11 – perhaps they should institute extra security according to my rota).

The streets of central London were filled with a tide of people, yet oddly quietly. Few were talking, and even those on mobile phones were moderating the volume. These commuters turned pedestrians – pudgy men sweating in once-ironed shirts, suit jackets slung over their arms, and women in heels trailing disconsolate, unhopeful arms at the odd passing cab – had decided like some giant organism that they now owned the streets, and were taking no notice of traffic lights, road rules or anything else, presenting a new cycling hazard.

But there was little need to worry about traffic. The authorities had blocked huge areas around the affected Tube stations; there were no effective routes through the city, and hence no vehicles.

Police and the new fast-multiplying breed of “community support officers” were much in evidence, but were doing only the traditional job of the London bobbie, providing directions to the lost, not, this time, tourists, but workers suddenly discovering the ribbon of land between work and home that they usually burrow beneath.

Pubs were full of those who’d decided the drink their way through the duration, but a continual stream of the hopeful or the clueless was pouring into Fenchurch Street station, which must have been about to burst its worn seams. They were hoping for a train, some time; who knew when they’d get one.

On Cheapside many of the shops were shut. “Security reasons” said a handwritten sign on the door of an expensive cosmetics boutique. Starbucks too was dark and empty, without explanation.

But the banks were open, as was Boots, and shoppers were about their ordinary business. It was as if this ancient market; which has seen in its time Norman, Viking, French and Dutch raiders, had shrugged and said: “This too will pass.”

Near Tower Hill, the lights were still shining from St Olave’s church hall – an undistinguished lump of 1950s brick that replaced ancient stone knocked down by the Luftwaffe. A banner was strung from its windows: “Antique Fair today”. It had customers.

Most, though, had adopted the classic shoulder-set of a refugee, trudging slowly but steadily on; their routes were radial – fanning out from the scene of the disaster.

Outside the central ring of the city, the traffic was also disaster movie-style – mostly stationary and intermittantly panicky, the road hog monsters of the rich suddenly at a disadvantage.

They were passed by a man wheeling a bicycle, his daughter of seven perched uncomfortably but excitably on the seat, her feet on the crossbar. Her long blonde hair was tied back in a bright ribbon.

A woman with a central European accent, riding a surely borrowed bike that was far too big for her, asked anxiously: “Which way to Stratford? I don’t know where I am.” I set her on the simplest route I could map.

Miscellaneous

London bombings

Well it is still early days, but monitoring the coverage it seems that there were three bombs on the Tube and one on a bus, which may have been a suicide bombing. The death toll is likely to be at least in the scores, the count of serious injuries similar. The general mood is slight shock, covered by a gritty determination to get on with whatever needs to be done.