Intercom: Buzz, Buzz
Mature woman’s voice: Yes?
Me: I’m one of your Green Party candidates for the local election. Have you thought about voting Green?
Voice: (Laughs.) No. I’m a member of the Labour Party, with all its horrors….
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The other event of the day was the young gentleman who dripped down the hall from the shower, wrapped in a towel, his face covered with shaving cream.
Sorry!