Why Santa votes Green

Entirely unoriginal, copied straight from my email (thanks Peter!). I’d be happy to provide a credit if anyone knows an “original” source, but rather good fun. (Who says Greens don’t have a sense of humour, and can’t make fun of the stereotypes about them?)
1. Long white beard
2. Funny looking hat
3. Uses very low emission (but not zero emission!) transport
4. Animal lover
5. Only flies once a year
6. Bad fashion sense
7. Slightly overweight man
8. Good hearted
9. Has appropriate 1 day / 364 days work-life balance
10. His other outfit is Green
11. Concerned about global warming as his house is at risk
12. Prefers biofuel heating systems to central heating

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